Documentation for this module may be created at Module:CosmeticDescription/Data/doc
return {
["Adventurer's Staff"] = "Perfect for starting your journey.",
["Adventurers Staff (Forest)"] = "Push ahead, adventurer!",
["Ancient Potion"] = "Don't drink this on an empty stomach.",
["Ancient Staff"] = "The winds whisper to you...",
["Anemone"] = "Fist full o' clowns..",
["Archeologist Brush"] = "Not a solution to the copper problem!",
["Arm Cannon (Buccaneer)"] = "Fire!",
["Arm Cannon (B.W.B 8000)"] = "Abbreviated from: 'Big Water Blaster'<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Arm Cannon (Chicken Ballistics)"] = "Squawk!!",
["Arm Cast"] = "You're not actually hurt; you just like collecting signatures.",
["Atomic Armor"] = "Packs a megaton of punch!",
["Banana"] = "Peanutbutter jelly time!",
["Baseball Bat"] = "1! 2! 3 Strikes! You're out!",
["Spiked"] = "She is a thirsty bat!",
["Battle Axe"] = "1d8 slashing or 1d10 if using two hands.",
["Beach Bucket"] = "Time to build a castle! Very slowly.",
["Beam Sword"] = "The formal weapon of a Knight-Champion, though the order has long since been forgotten.",
["Beam Sword (Dual)"] = "Your power has been honed into this weapon with one fate: to be Champion.",
["Blockle Tea"] = "\"Have a beautiful day ;3\"",
["Blowtorch"] = "For when duct tape fails!",
["Bone Claw"] = "Erm, acktually claws are generally comprised of keratin.",
["Bone Club"] = "Good for bonking those who disagree with you.",
["Bone Spear"] = "Pointy. But that's the point, right?",
["Book"] = "\"...leaving them the last of their team. The future champion sprinted behind a wall narrowly avoiding their opposition's arrows. Our hero quickly decided that...\"",
["Book (Spellbook)"] = "A powerful tome, once locked away, now set loose.",
["Boombox"] = "Life of the party on the go.",
["Bouquet"] = "Ready to be flung upon a stage or given to your beloved.",
["Box o' Explosives"] = "When I said I wanted a boom-box, this isn't quite what I had in mind..",
["Box o' Explosives (Nuclear Meltdown)"] = "The most toxic way to punch your opponents.",
["Boxing Glove"] = "It's ready to give a knockout!",
["Briefcase"] = "I make a nickel, boss makes a dime. That's why I play Minecraft on company time!",
["Briefcase (Looter)"] = "This bad boy can fit so many riches inside of it.",
["Bubble Fist"] = "That was surprisingly effective!",
["Burger"] = "Burgers But Fast, on the go!",
["Burger Staff"] = "Rule with honour, valour and extra pickles.",
["Cacti Cane"] = "Just make sure you wield it at the right end.",
["Camera"] = "Smile and say \"Spider Eye!\"",
["Candy Cane"] = "Both jolly and minty!",
["Candy Flow"] = "I have the power of sugary treats on my side.",
["Chainsaw Hand"] = "Groovy!",
["Chamberstick"] = "Light the way..",
["Cheese Skewer"] = "Swiss, Cheddar, Brie, what more could you ask for?",
["Chicken Wing"] = "Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!",
["Chicken Wing (Hot!)"] = "This isn't what you meant when you said \"spicy\"!",
["Choco Shield"] = "Great protection from anything except heat.",
["Claim Flag"] = "Ah, yes, the best faction: The Crossing Chickens.",
["Claim Flag (Feathers)"] = "Made from 100% real chickens.",
["Climber's Pick"] = "Scale the tallest (and coldest) of mountains!<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Crafted after climbing the greatest of heights on MCC Island.",
["Cloud Fist"] = "Also known as a 1-1-1.",
["Cloud Fist (Heavenly)"] = "This fist carries the might of the divine.",
["Cloud Fist (Lightning)"] = "Float like a cirrus, sting like a cumulonimbus!",
["Cloud Fist (Stormy)"] = "I know dark clouds have gathered 'round me.",
["Clown Mallet"] = "Violence doesn't solve problems. But it's fun!",
["Clown Mallet (Spiral)"] = "Packs a squeak.",
["Coffee Mug"] = "You're not you 'till you've had your cup.",
["Comet Fist"] = "One punch will wipe out a planet's worth of reptiles.",
["Comically Large Spoon"] = "It's a spoon, and it's comically large!",
["Comically Large Spoon (Wooden)"] = "Being a rat chef is so difficult, the utensils are too large!",
["Constellation Cartographer"] = "Counting the stars individually for 1e+99 days!",
["Coral Fist"] = "Feel the life and heart of the ocean swimming around you.",
["Coral Trident"] = "I'm sure the mermaid you stole this from didn't need it anymore.",
["Cosmic Sword"] = "Contains the energy of ten supernovae!",
["Cotton Candy"] = "You mean candyfloss? Or fairy floss? Dad's Beard? Who cares; it's delicious!",
["Crab Claw"] = "Have you ever done the crab dance?",
["Crowbar"] = "Wake up and smell the ashes...",
["Crow's Perch"] = "Quoth the Crow \"This isn't my line!\"",
["Cupcake Staff"] = "In this realm; Cupcakes hold all the authority.",
["Cupcake Staff (Spearhead)"] = "A sweet treat with a fierce blade atop.",
["Cutlass"] = "Gimme yer loot or taste my blade!",
["Cutlass (Ashen)"] = "Guide the way, or flay.",
["Cyclops Fist"] = "A bit smelly, but still good for punching.",
["Dart Bracer"] = "BRACE FOR... darts?",
["Donut"] = "Isn't it just a frosting-covered bagel..?",
["Donut (Sprinkled)"] = "Your food is no match for my frosted sprinkled doughnut!",
["Drill Arm"] = "This drill is my soul! It's also my hand!",
["Dynamite Stick"] = "Big booms come in small packages.",
["Dynamite Stick (Bundled)"] = "Why are you holding it?? Are you insane??",
["Dynamite Stick (Isotope)"] = "Powers Portal Projection!",
["Dynamite Stick (Nuclear)"] = "Be careful not to drop it.",
["Exo-Arm"] = "For heavyweight problems! (And sometimes fighting aliens.)",
["Faction Flag - Wooden (Red Rabbits)"] = "Red is the best color!",
["Faction Flag - Wooden (Orange Ocelots)"] = "Orange is the best color!",
["Faction Flag - Wooden (Yellow Yaks)"] = "Yellow is the best color!",
["Faction Flag - Wooden (Lime Llamas)"] = "Lime is pretty cool.",
["Faction Flag - Wooden (Green Geckos)"] = "Green is the best color!",
["Faction Flag - Wooden (Cyan Coyotes)"] = "Cyan is the best color!",
["Faction Flag - Wooden (Aqua Axolotls)"] = "Aqua is the best color!",
["Faction Flag - Wooden (Blue Bats)"] = "Blue is the best color!",
["Faction Flag - Wooden (Purple Pandas)"] = "Purple is the best color!",
["Faction Flag - Wooden (Pink Parrots)"] = "Pink is the best color!",
["Faction Flag - Solidified (Red Rabbits)"] = "You're a true Rabbit.",
["Faction Flag - Solidified (Orange Ocelots)"] = "You're a true Ocelot.",
["Faction Flag - Solidified (Yellow Yaks)"] = "You're a true Yak.",
["Faction Flag - Solidified (Lime Llamas)"] = "You're a true Llama.",
["Faction Flag - Solidified (Green Geckos)"] = "You're a true Gecko.",
["Faction Flag - Solidified (Cyan Coyotes)"] = "You're a true Coyote.",
["Faction Flag - Solidified (Aqua Axolotls)"] = "You're a true Axolotl.",
["Faction Flag - Solidified (Blue Bats)"] = "You're a true Bat.",
["Faction Flag - Solidified (Purple Pandas)"] = "You're a true Panda.",
["Faction Flag - Solidified (Pink Parrots)"] = "You're a true Parrot.",
["Fairy Wand"] = "There're a lot of things worth protecting.",
["Feathery Arm"] = "Not capable of helping achieve flight.",
["Fire Axe"] = "Here's Stevie!",
["Fire Extinguisher"] = "If you douse a Noxcrew employee and they're not on fire, you're off the island.",
["Fire Fist"] = "Shouting your attack name is mandatory.",
["Fire Fist (Energy)"] = "Hadoken!",
["Fire Fist (Soul)"] = "My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!",
["Fire Fist (Violet)"] = "Fire!",
["First Aid Kit"] = "The best way to prevent a disaster is to be prepared for one.",
["Flower Staff"] = "Where'd you pick this, it's massive!",
["Flower Umbrella"] = "If you think this flower is big, wait 'till you see the rest of the forest.",
["Foam Finger"] = "We're number 1!",
["Franken-Fist"] = "It's alive.. and punching!",
["Frying Pan (Sunny Side Up)"] = "Eggcellent!",
["Fungal Staff"] = "Don't lean on it too much, or it'll crumble.",
["Gauntlet"] = "Throw down the gauntlet! ...but try not to damage it.",
["Gauntlet (Elemental)"] = "Aw snap!",
["Gauntlet (Gamer)"] = "Now you're playing with power!",
["Gauntlet (Starforged)"] = "May the stars surge through you.",
["Golden Statue"] = "This is probably more valuable than that bag of sand anyways.",
["Guild Banner (Knight)"] = "Bring me a shrubbery!",
["Guild Banner (Viking)"] = "Were the coolest seafarer's before pirates!",
["Gummi Paw"] = "Never high-five a real bear.. Gummy bears though? Sure.",
["Hair Dryer"] = "A shame it's not wireless. Otherwise you might be able to do something with it.",
["Hammer (Welding)"] = "Build your own destiny.",
["Handbag"] = "Robbers may think you easy prey, but this bag is really full of bricks ready to swing!",
["Handbag (Shoulder)"] = "Messenger bag? Shoulder pouch? ...It's a Purse.",
["Harpoon"] = "To the last I grapple with thee!",
["Harpoon (Sharkbait)"] = "What a catch!",
["Harpoon (Sunken)"] = "The long-abandoned weapon of a deep-sea explorer.",
["Heart Wand"] = "Spread the power of love with this magical wand, but be careful not to overuse it.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Obtained during the 2024 Pride Fundraiser.",
["Hive Fist"] = "Pretty gross, but thats what makes it effective.",
["Holosword"] = "This blade moves faster than the light it's made of.",
["Holosword (Evolved)"] = "The destroyer of controllers and friendships.",
["Holosword (Serrated)"] = "The extra slicing potential isn't really necessary but looks cool-as-heck.",
["Holosword (Slayer)"] = "Intense metal music follows where you tread. As well as a trail of destruction.",
["Hot Chocolate"] = "It's hot; it's chocolate.. what's the problem?",
["Hot Dog"] = "Is it a sandwich? Or a taco?",
["Hydroblaster"] = "Some say it's super at soaking.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Hydroblaster (Squidtek)"] = "A Squidtek agent's weapon of choice.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.info_blue\"> Upgrades your main weapon skin in the Sky Battle Remix: Water Fight!<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Ice Cream"] = "How can there be any \"sin\" in sincere?",
["Ice Cream (Cherry-Chocolate-Whip)"] = "Peak Perfection.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Ice Cream (Triple Scoop)"] = "Chocolate, Vanilla, and whatever you want in-between!",
["Infernal Pitchfork"] = "Lightly toast your enemies.",
["Jackhammer"] = "H-h-how d-d-do i-i t-turn i-it o-off!?",
["Jawbone Saw"] = "9/10 dentists recommend.",
["Jellyfist"] = "A very slimy punch!",
["Jester Cane"] = "Sometimes we all need a laugh.",
["Jungle Machete"] = "Let's get hacking, chop chop!",
["Kanabō"] = "An ancient mythical weapon used by the Oni.",
["Kanabō (Cursed)"] = "Contains the screams of a thousand trapped souls.",
["Kanabō (Gilded)"] = "A gold-lined war club, desired by the richest of Oni.",
["Katana"] = "A replica of the greatest swordsmith's finest creation.",
["Katana (Cherry Blossoms)"] = "This blade was retrieved in its current form from a young cherry tree. Its destiny is to-be-realized.",
["Knight Shield (Emblem)"] = "No one really understands why this provides the same benefit as a wooden shield.",
["Knight Shield (Goldshire)"] = "Worth its weight in gold. For obvious reasons.",
["Knight Shield (Ornamental)"] = "Our noble house, opulent and imperial, ruled the Battle Box for generations.",
["Knight Shield (Wooden)"] = "Fire-treated basswood with a good varnish and lovely coat of paint.",
["Lantern"] = "Go the chains.",
["Lantern (Haunted)"] = "It's still swaying, even though there's no wind? Must be a ghost.",
["Lasso"] = "If only there were horses on the Island...",
["Lava Fist"] = "HOT! HOT! HOT!",
["Lollipop Staff"] = "A weapon to some; a delicious treat to others.",
["Lollipop Staff (Chancellor)"] = "Behold; the great chocolate chancellor!",
["Lollipop Staff (Minty)"] = "Keep your breath nice and fresh!",
["Lollipop Staff (Sticky)"] = "I wonder how many licks it would take?",
["Lotus Lantern"] = "Not what I meant when I said fire flower...",
["Lunar Claw"] = "Dig your way to the core!",
["Mace"] = "You'd prefer to get stabbed or chopped than hit with one of these things.",
["Magician's Wand"] = "Abracadabra!",
["Magnifying Glass"] = "Please stop tormenting the ants!",
["Microphone"] = "Always listen to the guy with the microphone.",
["Milkshake (Summer Lemon)"] = "Simply the zest!<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Mixing Claw"] = "Brewing a delicious delight!",
["Mjölnir"] = "You are worthy.",
["Mjölnir (Charged)"] = "Storm, earth, and fire! Heed my call!",
["Mjölnir (Nordic)"] = "A more traditional look for a modern classic.",
["Mjölnir (Thunder)"] = "Call down the thunder!",
["Money Bag"] = "Hello! I like money.",
["Money Bag (Overflowing)"] = "Loadsamoney!",
["Munchflower Arm"] = "Great at singing, even better at eating people.",
["Munchflower Arm (Ashen)"] = "This thing packs more of a burn than a bite.",
["Nectar Fist"] = "A bit sticky, but good on toast!",
["Oar"] = "Row your boat!",
["Oar (Shipwrecked)"] = "I don't think we can save the boat..",
["Paint Palette"] = "All the colors you need to paint happy little trees!",
["Paintbrush"] = "Paint the town whatever color you like.",
["Paintbrush (Mega)"] = "Leave your mark.",
["Paper Umbrella"] = "The wagasa will protect you from evil spirits. And sunlight.",
["Paper Umbrella (Blossoms)"] = "Soaked in oil to strengthen and make water-resistant.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for completing a Parkour Warrior Mastery Challenge.",
["Paper Umbrella (Cherry Tree)"] = "Spring beneath cherries, feel the wind blow petals past, the gentle spring blooms.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for completing a Parkour Warrior Mastery Challenge.",
["Paper Umbrella (Sakura)"] = "Mi Ni Yu Ka N.",
["Parkour Staff"] = "Awarded to adept parkour students.",
["Parkour Staff (Bamboo)"] = "A hand-forged staff made from bamboo personally tended to by sages of the Parkour Mountains.",
["Pirate Hook"] = "Got my eyepatch when a seagull pooped in my eye. 'Twas the day after I got me hook!",
["Pirate Hook (Gold-Trim)"] = "Looting in style!",
["Pirate Hook (Phantom)"] = "A ghoulish remnant of a swashbuckling legend.",
["Pixel Pusher"] = "Knock those blocks down a level!",
["Pizza Slice"] = "Cowabunga!",
["Plague Doctor Staff"] = "Pointy doctor stick keeps peasants at distance.",
["Plague Doctor Staff (Steampunk)"] = "The ultimate tool of death and despair.",
["Planetary Projector"] = "The solar system at your fingertips.",
["Playing Cards"] = "Is this your card!? No? Crud.",
["Popcorn"] = "The large is really cheap; but watch out for their expensive sodas!",
["Popsicle"] = "Try not to think about how similar it feels to the HITW slime.",
["Popsicle (Friend-Shaped)"] = "I mean, they're not even trying to hide it at this point...",
["Popsicle (Frozen)"] = "Perfect for a summer afternoon treat!",
["Popsicle (Giga)"] = "One of these and you're a happy camper.",
["Popsicle (Mascot)"] = "NOOO! Don't turn me into a marketable popsicle!!<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Popsicle (Triple Blast)"] = "Three flavoured delight!<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Poseidon's Trident"] = "You hold the trident, you make the rules.",
["Prismatic Blade"] = "I have the power!",
["Prospector Pick"] = "Digging for gold!",
["Pumpkin Bucket"] = "Trick or Treat!",
["Pumpkin Scooper"] = "We're gonna need a bigger pumpkin.",
["Quackshot"] = "In this line of work, no shots are fowl.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Rat Claw (Disguise)"] = "Real fake claws!",
["Rat Claw (Mecha)"] = "Zooming toward the nearest cheese deposit.",
["Rat Claw (Zombie)"] = "Itchy, Tasty, Scratchy..",
["Ray Blaster (Alien)"] = "We come in peace! You come in pieces.",
["Rescue Paddle"] = "Just keep swimming.",
["Road Sign"] = "You shall not pass! (due to transport laws)",
["Road Sign (Go)"] = "Do what it says! GO!",
["Road Sign (Route 66)"] = "With the sign missing, Island Route 66 has been closed while a replacement is made.",
["Road Sign (Warning)"] = "For certain reasons, you are legally mandated to display this accessory as a warning for other players.",
["Rose"] = "Behold! My garden.",
["Competitor's Safety Pad"] = "It's important to stay safe when competing in high-contact games like Hole in the Wall.",
["Competitor's Safety Pad (Slimed)"] = "It's clearly seen some use.",
["Sai"] = "When one is kicking butt, one does not think.",
["Sai (Ignited)"] = "Everything is cooler when it's on fire (ironically).",
["Scavenger King's Staff"] = "The great leader of rat-kind",
["Scavenger's Fork"] = "I wield the kitchen utensil! You do not.",
["Scepter of Singularity"] = "The mysterious power of a mini black hole is contained within this scepter.",
["Scuba Watch"] = "Scanning the perimeter for.. fishy friends!",
["Scythe"] = "You shall sever their heads like that of a farmer threshing grain.",
["Scythe (Wraith)"] = "Perfect for harvesting the souls of the living. ",
["Seed Pouch"] = "Revitalize the forest!",
["Selfie Stick"] = "Smile! You're on camera!",
["Sewing Needle"] = "Sorry, I'm a bit tied up right now.",
["Shuriken"] = "Hira-shuriken are typically made from old coins or washers. This one was specifically crafted as a hidden hand blade.",
["Shuriken (Deadaim)"] = "Three throws, three strikes!",
["Believer"] = "They can't stop all of us!",
["Skateboard"] = "Skaters gonna skate.",
["Ski Pole"] = "Cruise the slopes!",
["Skull Orb (Crystal)"] = "What, this? You should see my crystal dragon skull.",
["Skull Orb (Golden)"] = "What ancient secrets lie within... oh, you're selling it?",
["Skull Orb (Stone)"] = "I do most of my pondering in my skull... orb.",
["Slime Fist"] = "This is what happens when you punch your own hole in the wall.",
["Slime Fist (Toxic)"] = "You should really wash your hands...",
["Slushy"] = "Sluuuuuuuuuuurp!",
["S'more"] = "...are you gonna eat that?",
["S'more Staff"] = "MEGA MALLOW!",
["S'more Staff (Charred)"] = "Too hot to handle!",
["S'more Staff (Royalty)"] = "The scepter of gooey goodness!",
["Solar Staff"] = "The power of the sun in the palm of your hand.",
["Solar Staff (Ancient)"] = "Pulsing with the undying power of one who speaks to the gods.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Crafted in the secret depths of an ancient desert.",
["Space Slime"] = "Slime, but in SPACE!",
["Sparkler"] = "Great for birthdays, holidays, and worrying your mother.",
["Spatula"] = "Through grease and gristle, this'll get the job done!",
["Spatula (Giga)"] = "There is no spatula.",
["Spell Shield"] = "A simple spell but quite unbreakable.",
["Spell Shield (Solar)"] = "Instantly vaporises anything that touches it.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Spyglass"] = "Land ahoy!",
["Star Sailor's Staff"] = "Fighting in the name of Love & Justice!",
["Star Sailor's Staff (Crescent)"] = "Sail us to the moon!",
["Star Shield"] = "Assemble!",
["Starbeam Laser"] = "You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off!",
["Starfish Staff"] = "Spread the magic of deep-sea starfish!",
["Surfboard"] = "Surf's up, dude!",
["Surfboard (Crown)"] = "I'm the ruler of the seas!",
["Surfboard (Palms)"] = "Ride the waves with a beautiful sunset.",
["Surfboard (Squidtek)"] = "Their Inventors tampered with this one. It looks.. powerful.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Surfboard (Suns' Out)"] = "Surfboards.. also out?<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Toolbox"] = "Everything you need for some bangin' DIY handywork.",
["Toy Horse"] = "Ride like the wind!",
["Rainbowcorn"] = "Isn't it spectacular?",
["Retro"] = "Grab-o-matic!",
["Traffic Light"] = "Ready? Set? Go!",
["Traffic Light (Junction)"] = "Ready?Ready?Ready?Ready? Set?Set?Set?Set? Go!Go!Go!Go!",
["Treant Fist"] = "It's not a branch, it's a fist!",
["Treat Tracker"] = "Scanning for scrumptious doggy delights!",
["Shaman Staff"] = "Direct spirit energy to heal your friends or harm your foes!",
["Tropical Shell"] = "I can hear the sounds of... the city?",
["Trowel"] = "Dig yourself a grave.. or a pretty flower bed!",
["Twig"] = "No really, it's just a twig. Why do you have this?",
["Umbrella"] = "Raindrops aren't falling on my head. 'Cuz I have an umbrella!",
["Umbrella (Beach)"] = "Perfect day for a stroll by the sea!",
["Umbrella (Gothic)"] = "It'll never rain on my black parade.",
["Uranium Slicer"] = "The only thing hard enough to slice it is... itself.",
["Viking Shield"] = "Odin is with us!",
["Viking Shield (Battleworn)"] = "Battle-proven sturdy!",
["Viking Shield (Black)"] = "React and don't hold back!",
["Viking Shield (Dragon)"] = "Jörmungandr devours his own tail as he circles the world.",
["Viking Shield (Knotwork)"] = "Celtic in origin and used as a sign of physical and mystical protection.",
["Void Fist"] = "The fist of the abyss..",
["Volcano Torch"] = "Dipped into boiling lava, this torch burns brighter than most.",
["Voodoo Doll"] = "Control your enemies! Wait, is this thing just a toy?",
["Waffle Shield"] = "Breakfast guardian!",
["Watering Can"] = "A plant's best friend!",
["Wheel of Destiny"] = "Any way you spin it, it's coming up heads... getting bonked.",
["Witch's Broom"] = "Even the wicked have to clean up after themselves",
["Witch's Broom (Wicked)"] = "Crooked and nasty, just like it's owner. No offense.",
["Witch Staff (Forest)"] = "In tune with the trees, and channel 9.",
["Wizard Staff"] = "Who needs material components when you have an arcane focus?!",
["Wrench"] = "Those bolts were loose when I found them!",
["Wrench (Giga)"] = "The heaviest adjustments need the best tools.",
["Wrench (Pipe)"] = "Belonged to some Italian plumber.",
["Zeus Bolt"] = "SMITE!",
["Zeus Bolt (Blue)"] = "Deep down, we all know that electricity isn't yellow: it's blue.",
["Zeus Bolt (Catch!)"] = "If you're not gonna throw it, what's the point?",
["Zeus Bolt (Lightning)"] = "None can hide from the wrath of the thundergod.",
["Angry!"] = "Blow it out your ear!",
["Armor of Darkness"] = "My soul is black as the bottomless void!",
["Founder's Aura"] = "Let's continue to create something wonderful!<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for supporting MCC Island during Closed Beta.",
["Block of Ice"] = "T-t-the c-c-cold never b-b-bothered m-m-m-me...!",
["Concentrating"] = "Crouch to concentrate.",
["Cuckoo"] = "I twee a pweety birdee...",
["Expressions"] = "You aren't two-faced. You're every-faced!",
["Flutter"] = "I do wanna be a chicken.",
["Hover Rings"] = "Flight and similar abilities can produce ring-shaped energy anomalies.",
["Hover Rings (Rainbow)"] = "Color is uncontained and uncontrolled.",
["Hover Rings (Rainbow Pulse)"] = "The world around you blooms.",
["MCC Coin"] = "*These Coins do not affect final score.",
["MCC Score"] = "Due to confusion in awarding coins that were not kept, gem-shaped photons called \"score\" are used to keep track of placement in games.",
["Ranked Aura"] = "This power shows a love of MCC Island!",
["Ranked Aura (Greater)"] = "This power shows a passion for competing in MCC Island!",
["Smelly Lines"] = "Pee-ew! You stink!",
["Smoke Cloud"] = "You must be fire; 'cuz where there's smoke...",
["Sparkle"] = "Snow? Stardust? Whatever it is, it's shiny!",
["Storm Cloud"] = "I wear the storm that is approaching.",
["Super Star"] = "Look! It's the champion! Can we get a photo!?",
["Tentacles"] = "The darkest depths are surprisingly colorful",
["Tentacles (Striped)"] = "One beast with all the colors.",
["Tentacles (Strobe)"] = "The crustaceans have had their fun. Time for Tentacle Rave!",
["Tornado"] = "You're not in SMP anymore.",
["Aquatank"] = "Refill for battle!<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Art Easel"] = "What will you paint today?",
["Burger Backpack"] = "Everything's a pocket!",
["Butterfly Wings"] = "Flutter and flap!",
["Candelabra"] = "Be our guest.",
["Candy Contraption"] = "Dime for Delicacy!",
["Choco Cloak"] = "Worn by only the wackiest and wonkiest.",
["Climber's Pack"] = "The kind of supplies that help you reach for the skies!<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Crafted after climbing the greatest of heights on MCC Island.",
["Construction Pack"] = "A little to the left!",
["Cosmic Wings"] = "Soar across space in style!",
["Explorer Backpack"] = "I hope I packed those extra rations..",
["Fairy Wings"] = "Glimmering with pixie dust!",
["Game Buddy"] = "This version comes with a backlight!",
["Gilded Serpents"] = "Twisting with the undying strength of one who once conquered the darkness.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Crafted in the secret depths of an ancient desert.",
["Griddle Pack (Golden)"] = "Sheen, mean grilling machine!",
["Infernal Wings"] = "Rise from the fiery depths..",
["Jellyfish Tendrils"] = "You definitely don't want to be touching these!",
["Jolly Gifts"] = "Spread the holiday cheer!",
["Lifebuoy"] = "Always prepared to save a life!",
["Lil' Gummi"] = "Lil' Gummi! He's super yummy!",
["Munchflower Leaf"] = "Good for collecting rain water.",
["Oni Armor (Cursed)"] = "Protection for some; a curse for others.",
["Poseidon's Cloak"] = "Wear the noble cloak of the ruler of Atlantis.",
["Prickly Pal"] = "Your very own prickly friend to the end.",
["Prospector Pack"] = "Packing lunch and an explosive punch!",
["Rat Tail"] = "Become one with the Scavengers.",
["Recon Drone"] = "Scanning for [SWEET LOOT]",
["Scavenger King Jr."] = "Fanfare follows this tiny rodent ruler everywhere he goes!",
["Scrap Cloak"] = "Made with scraps of cloth & lots of love.",
["Scuba Tank"] = "For when you just need a breather.",
["Ship Wheel (Ashen)"] = "It's more decorative than functional, unless you're insane.",
["Singularity Core"] = "Oh, here it comes. It's a matter-eater!",
["Snowtube"] = "For use on snowy slopes ONLY.",
["Star Sailor's Tutu"] = "Protecting the Galaxy one serve at a time!",
["Swarm Basket"] = "I'd recommend keeping this closed. Unless you like locusts?",
["Tail of Wisdom"] = "Imbued with the knowledge of a thousand generations.",
["Beehive"] = "I cannot beelieve you'd wear this...",
["Toybot"] = "The most fuel-efficient robot ever built!",
["Witch Cauldron"] = "Brewing up something wicked, or a nice chicken noodle soup.",
["Archeologist Rod"] = "I wonder if there are any fish fossils down there...",
["Coral Rod"] = "Suprisingly alive for how long it's been out of the water.",
["Fairy Rod"] = "As graceful as most, but much shiner!",
["Fungal Rod"] = "It's a bit overgrown, but it'll do.",
["Jungle Rod"] = "Gosh, this thing is heavy!",
["Pirate Rod (Ashen)"] = "Plunder the seas of its fish! I mean treasure!",
["Gilded Rod"] = "Glimmering with potential! But not pearls.",
["Twisted Rod"] = "Did it just blink?",
["Winter Rod"] = "Don't worry, the icy center is sealed off, this is safe to use in all climates.",
["Witch Rod"] = "Beware, or I'll cast a, well, line.",
["Basic"] = "The hairstyle without the style.",
["Bun"] = "Now i'm hungry.",
["Fade"] = "Highschool is out!",
["Full Beard"] = "Also called 'The Lumberjack.'",
["Goatee"] = "No relation to actual goats.",
["High Top"] = "You got a haircut and wound up with this!?",
["Long Sleek Hair"] = "98, 99, 100 brushes!",
["Ponytail"] = "I was expecting a pony. I feel betrayed.",
["Undercut"] = "And a fade on the sides.",
["Wavy"] = "Also known as 'Type 2' hair. Look it up.",
["Amish"] = "Technology not included.",
["Bangs"] = "Why are we still here? Just to suffer?",
["Beetle"] = "Fear and Love.",
["Bob"] = "Also called the Robert.",
["Braid"] = "Bonding activity bonding.",
["Curly"] = "The other two stooges couldn't make it.",
["Dreadlocks"] = "Now with 20% more dread!",
["Elder"] = "Comes with a lifetime of wisdom and out-of-date advice.",
["Emo"] = "I'm just a kid.",
["Monk"] = "Om",
["Pigtails"] = "Such a cutie!",
["Rat Tail"] = "Dedicated to a rat who believed that anyone can cook.",
["Soft Rocker"] = "Born to soothe.",
["Viking Beard"] = "Happy Leif Erikson Day!",
["Wizard Beard"] = "8d6!? Count me in!",
["Noxstache"] = "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.",
["Hogan"] = "Fear no man, no beast or evil, brother.",
["3D Glasses"] = "Wow, it really looks like that monster is coming after me!",
["8-Ball (Classic)"] = "Outlook good.",
["8-Ball (Golden)"] = "Take the shot!",
["8-Ball (Holographic)"] = "The magic glowing means its more correcter.",
["Alien Visor"] = "I have been chosen!",
["Anemonelly"] = "Brimming with life!",
["Antlers"] = "Get 8 more friends with these, and you can pull a sled!",
["Arcade Cadet"] = "Ready to take on the high score.",
["Archeologist Cap"] = "The perfect hat for fossil hunting.",
["Army Helmet (Colonel Cluck)"] = "Kentucky trained.",
["Astronaut Helmet (Solar System)"] = "Waiting in the sky.",
["Astronaut Helmet (Star-Ranger)"] = "To infinity and.. somewhere further!",
["Atomic Adventurer"] = "Perfect protection for a nuclear wasteland!",
["Banana Head"] = "Behold! For I am Potassium-Man!",
["Banana Head (Crazy Nana)"] = "Go bananas.",
["Banana Head (Peeled)"] = "Potassium-Man!? You're naked!",
["Bandana"] = "Don't push it, or I'll give you rivalry you won't believe.",
["Bandana (Blindfold)"] = "Fifty shades of complete darkness.",
["Baseball Cap"] = "It might not be a sport on the island, but the hat is just as functional!",
["Baseball Cap (Logo)"] = "This hat doesn't need words to express \"You're #1!\"",
["Baseball Cap (Black Logo)"] = "You've unknowingly taken the first step toward becoming the Dark Champion.",
["Beanie"] = "A staple of warm headwear",
["Beanie (Double Stripe)"] = "Double the doubled color, double the doubled fun!",
["Beanie (Rana)"] = "Made via croaket.",
["Beanie (Stripe)"] = "Double the color, double the fun!",
["Bear Head"] = "No honey to be found, so I suppose you'll have to do.",
["Beret"] = "Popular among mimes, hide-and-seek enthusiasts, and the French.",
["Founder's Crown"] = "Go show the world what you're made of, champ!<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for supporting MCC Island during Closed Beta.",
["Birthday Slice"] = "A tasty slice! Why eat it when you could wear it on your head.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Obtained during MCCI's 1st Birthday.",
["Blowdart"] = "KER-THUNK!",
["Blubberfish"] = "Clearly the prettiest animal on earth.",
["Boater"] = "I feel a song coming on!",
["Boom Cap"] = "Mind. Blown.",
["Bucket Hat"] = "*Does not hold water.",
["Bucket Hat (Cat Ears)"] = "Nyow that's a cool hat!",
["Bucket Hat (Floral)"] = "It's a lovely day to be outside.",
["Bucket Hat (Frog)"] = "Ribbit!",
["Bucket Hat (Strawberry)"] = "Let's be honest: it's the best fruit.",
["Bucket Hat (Striped)"] = "The snug colored ribbon helps to keep the hat secure on your head.",
["Burger Cap"] = "Burgers but Fast's #1 fan!",
["Burger Head"] = "Mmm... Burger.",
["Burger Head (Monarch)"] = "It's a royal with cheese.",
["Butterfly Antennae"] = "Man, I thought these things would have better reception...",
["Candy Bot"] = "Carefully concocting a tasteful taffy treat!",
["Candy Cat"] = "It's super duper yummy!",
["Candy Hood"] = "Inside this wrapper is one sweetheart <3",
["Cardboard Box"] = "With a little imagination, you can do anything.",
["Cardboard Box (Robot)"] = "Laaaaaame!!",
["Cardboard Box (Scribbles)"] = "It's not just a box; it's a friend.",
["Cardboard Box (Undercover)"] = "It's a very important tool for infiltration missions.",
["Cat Ears"] = "Meow?",
["Cheese Hat"] = "Juste un chapeau de fromage !",
["Chef's Hat"] = "What's cookin, good lookin?",
["Chef's Hat (Lil' Chef)"] = "The rat can't actually cook, we just have a pest problem.",
["Chef's Hat (Tall)"] = "For the Chef de Cuisine. The taller the hat, the more important the chef.",
["Chicken-Copter"] = "Sadly, it can only lift the weight of a chicken.",
["Chicken-Copter (McSquawk)"] = "There's no problem McSquawk can't cluck their way out of!",
["Chicken Head"] = "No longer headless!<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for completing a TGTTOS Mastery Challenge.",
["Chicken Head (Cyborg)"] = "I'll be bock.",
["Chicken Head (Familiar)"] = "Careful you don't get mistakenly whacked. It's a real problem.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for completing a TGTTOS Mastery Challenge.",
["Chicken Head (Golden)"] = "Does it lay golden eggs?<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for completing a TGTTOS Mastery Challenge.",
["Chicken Head (Clucktoons)"] = "Cluck! Cluck!",
["Chicken Head (Zombie)"] = "Night of the Living Rotisserie.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for completing a TGTTOS Mastery Challenge.",
["Choccy"] = "Loves chocolate, whipped cream and a cosy winter night.",
["Choco Chancellor"] = "Only wear at room temperature.",
["Climber's Hood"] = "Always protecting you from the elements.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Crafted after climbing the greatest of heights on MCC Island.",
["Clown Mask"] = "Send in the clowns.",
["Twisted"] = "I want to play a game. But not Build Mart.",
["Comet Head"] = "Raging across the galaxy.",
["Competitor's Helmet"] = "Protect your nogged and all the brains (or lack thereof) inside!",
["Competitor's Helmet (Slimed)"] = "Authentic wall slime included!",
["Computer Head"] = "HELLO WORLD",
["Coral Crown"] = "Reef Royalty!",
["Cosmic Visor"] = "The finest warrior in the quadrant!",
["Cosmic Visor (Solar Navigator)"] = "I'm seeing stars! Wait, no- that's just my virtual map of the galaxy!",
["Cowboy"] = "Yee haw!",
["Cowboy (Cactus Ranger)"] = "The pundit of prickly pests.",
["Cowboy Hat (Gilded)"] = "The richest cowboy to ever live.",
["Cowboy (Outlaw)"] = "You don't get to cheat at the games and have good things happen to you.",
["Cowboy (Sheriff)"] = "There's a new hat in town.",
["Crab Hat"] = "Pinch Pinch!",
["Crocodile Head"] = "You must either be stupid or very brave.",
["Crusader"] = "Praise the sun!",
["Crusader (Black Knight)"] = "Not dead yet!",
["Crusader (Celestial)"] = "Champion of the Sun.",
["Crusader (Sunlord)"] = "Praise the games!",
["Cupcake"] = "It's hard to resist the constant urge to eat your hat.",
["Cupcake (Choco)"] = "Chocolatey!",
["Cupcake (Knight)"] = "Protector of the Candy Kingdom!",
["Cyclops"] = "As a warning, my stomach is bigger than my eye.",
["Desert Turban"] = "Keep cool under that blazing sun.",
["Detective"] = "Someone stole the detective's hat; but he's on the case!",
["Direwolf Cap"] = "Leader of the pack, or just a poser?",
["Disguise"] = "Who are you?",
["Diving Helmet"] = "Deep sea music constantly echoes around this helmet.",
["Diving Helmet (Raptured)"] = "A protector from a long lost atlantis.",
["Diving Helmet (Sunken)"] = "Grab some glowing seaweed and you could terrify some meddling kids!",
["Drinking Helmet"] = "Your favourite beverages, now hands-free.",
["Egg Yolk"] = "For when you just.. crack.",
["Egg Yolk (Fried)"] = "Sunny side up! Just the way you like it.",
["Elf's Hat"] = "Don the attire of a mischevious worker from a wintery workshop.",
["Exo-Helmet"] = "Protecting you from extraterrestial threats since 2179!",
["Explorer's Hat (Overgrown)"] = "It's part of the look, I can't brush it off!",
["Eyeball"] = "I spy with my colossal eye...",
["Faction Beanie (Red Rabbits)"] = "Welcome to the winning team.",
["Faction Beanie (Orange Ocelots)"] = "Welcome home.",
["Faction Beanie (Yellow Yaks)"] = "Welcome to the family.",
["Faction Beanie (Lime Llamas)"] = "You ready to cause some chaos?",
["Faction Beanie (Green Geckos)"] = "Welcome to wherever life leads you.",
["Faction Beanie (Cyan Coyotes)"] = "Welcome to the pack.",
["Faction Beanie (Aqua Axolotls)"] = "Welcome to a new world.",
["Faction Beanie (Blue Bats)"] = "Welcome to training.",
["Faction Beanie (Purple Pandas)"] = "Welcome to MCC Island.",
["Faction Beanie (Pink Parrots)"] = "Welcome to the skies.",
["Faction Face (Red Rabbits Ears)"] = "No challenge is impossible.",
["Faction Face (Orange Ocelots Ears)"] = "No one will outsmart you.",
["Faction Face (Yellow Yaks Horns)"] = "No one gets left behind.",
["Faction Face (Lime Llamas Ears)"] = "Everything can be funny.",
["Faction Face (Green Geckos Eyes)"] = "Nothing goes unseen.",
["Faction Face (Cyan Coyotes Ears)"] = "No member of the pack is left unheard.",
["Faction Face (Aqua Axolotls Gills)"] = "No depths go unexplored.",
["Faction Face (Blue Bats Ears)"] = "Nothing will surprise you.",
["Faction Face (Purple Pandas Ears)"] = "No mystery unsolved.",
["Faction Face (Pink Parrots Wings)"] = "No boundry is too far.",
["Feathery Cap"] = "Very tr-tr-ACHOO-trendy.",
["Fenrir"] = "Free at last.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for completing a Battle Box Mastery Challenge.",
["Fenrir (Fire)"] = "Betrayal fans the flames of his endless rage.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for completing a Battle Box Mastery Challenge.",
["Fenrir (Steelwulf)"] = "Breaking a certain green box made fenrir Metal Fenrir!",
["Fez"] = "Named for the city of Fez.",
["Firefighter's Helmet"] = "A fire? Get 'em!",
["Fishbowl"] = "The environmental hydration unit is technologically complex and not just a glass bowl.",
["Fishing Hat"] = "Champions want me, Fish fear me.",
["Flight Helmet"] = "The helmet itself can't fly.",
["Flower Crown"] = "Think of life like the seasons.",
["Flower Crown (Glimmering)"] = "The rarest of flowers make up this crown.",
["Tropical"] = "Handcrafted with lovely Hibiscus flowers.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Football Helmet"] = "Blue! 24! Hike!",
["Frank Jr."] = "Oh please, Dr. Frankenstein was my father.",
["Potion Frenzy"] = "I LOVE SWIFTNESS POTS!",
["Frog Friend"] = "Kisses appreciated, but not necessary.",
["Fruit Crown"] = "A champion can't be without a basket and a plethora of fruit!",
["Furball"] = "Cute, but just don't pet it, okay?",
["Gas Mask"] = "*unintelligble muffled quote*",
["Gas Mask (Hazmat)"] = "Always be protected when handling Hazardous Materials!",
["Gas Mask (Nuclear)"] = "A little too much exposure to the elements.",
["Gas Mask (Toxic)"] = "1v1 me, bro.",
["Gas Mask (Visor)"] = "CONTAINMENT BREACHED. EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION!",
["Gearhead"] = "Get those gears turning!",
["Gnome"] = "I'm g'not a gnelf!",
["Gnome (Botanical)"] = "G'This Gardener Gnome G'knows G'his Greens.",
["Goggles"] = "Perfect for mischief goblin welding!",
["Goggles (Over-Eye)"] = "Much more effective if worn properly.",
["Goggles (Tinted)"] = "The world looks nicer with rose-tinted goggles.",
["Goggles (Tinted Over-Eye)"] = "It's easier to see the rose-tinted world when you actually wear the tinted goggles.",
["Graduate"] = "Highschool is out!",
["Gumball Head"] = "Full of sweet surprises!",
["Gummi"] = "Your gelatin bestie! Until you eat them..",
["Hairbow (Peppermint)"] = "It kind of just sticks to your head..",
["Halo"] = "Be not afraid.",
["Halo (Candy)"] = "Do candies go to heaven?",
["Hard Hat"] = "Protecting noggins since 1882.",
["Hard Hat (Construction)"] = "Can we fix it? Not until we get clearance...",
["Hard Hat (Headlight)"] = "Why haven't they put something like this in base Minecraft? It'd be so useful!",
["Hard Hat (Miner)"] = "It's home from work we go!",
["Haunted Doll"] = "I'll be your best friend... FOREVER.",
["Hayseed (Haunted)"] = "Some call him the 'Wickerman'",
["Alien Antennae"] = "Peace among worlds!",
["Headphones"] = "Pump up the volume to your heart's content!",
["Headphones (Cat Ear)"] = "Purrfect starter headgear for streaming!",
["Headphones (Gaming)"] = "Wearing these will *not* make you better at the game.",
["Headphones (Squidtek)"] = "Do squids even have ears..?<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Hothead"] = "You won't like me when I'm angry...!",
["Hothead (Cheri)"] = "She's the bomb!",
["Hothead (Explode)"] = "You've done it now!",
["Hothead (Skelly)"] = "Skulls usually means danger, right?",
["Hunter Cap"] = "Quite cozy!",
["Beetleface"] = "If you just stay still, it won't sting you...",
["Jellyfish"] = "Don't touch it, and definitely don't put it on your head!",
["Jester"] = "You are the entire circus.",
["Jungle Sprout"] = "Quick, yank it out of the earth!",
["Kitsune Mask"] = "Which are you: a human that becomes a fox? Or a fox that becomes human?",
["Kitsune Mask (Black)"] = "Inari's followers have many forms.",
["Knight Helmet"] = "You may not be a bird, but you have a lovely plume.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for completing a Battle Box Mastery Challenge.",
["Knight Helmet (Darklands)"] = "You stand among the littered inventories of the fallen.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for completing a Battle Box Mastery Challenge.",
["Knight Helmet (Goldshire)"] = "In hindsight, a shiny golden helmet that makes you stand out is probably gonna make everyone shoot at you.",
["Knitted Hat"] = "Made with grandma's love.",
["Knitted Hat (Black)"] = "A more proper winter color.",
["Knitted Hat (Red)"] = "Fit for the fall!",
["Krate"] = "This crate's got a head full o' dynamite.",
["Krate (Atomic Menace)"] = "He eats uranium for breakfast.",
["LARR-E"] = "Lunar.Area.Ranking.Rover-Explorer",
["Lay-Ka"] = "Not the first pup to space, but definitely the most adorable!",
["Leaf Crown"] = "I expect this won't stay green for long.",
["Lotus Crown"] = "King of the flowers!",
["Mascot Head"] = "At the end of the day, you should just be the person you want to be.",
["Mascot Head"] = "I paid $<misc_total_spent> <flavor_text>to prove that my head is bigger than yours.",
["Master Frog"] = "Known as the heavenly climber, the sage of 1,000 leaps, and the unblinking king of mountains.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for completing a Parkour Warrior Mastery Challenge.",
["Master Frog (Golden)"] = "The most sacred relic of the Parkour Warriors.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for completing a Parkour Warrior Mastery Challenge.",
["Master Frog (Statue)"] = "Normally you look at and don't wear a statue, but who would judge you?",
["Mechanic's Cap"] = "Let's get you up and running again!",
["Mega Whip"] = "Better get in a few games before it melts!<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Mega Whip (Sundae)"] = "It's too tempting at this point..<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Mellowhead"] = "The most harmless thing. Something that could never ever possibly destroy you.",
["Mellowhead (Crackers)"] = "Mellow in the middle!",
["Mellowhead (Monarch)"] = "Ruler of the Marshlands.",
["Mellowhead (S'more'd)"] = "Grant me your VENGEANCE!!",
["Moai Head"] = "Best described as an overly large head...",
["Moai Head (Grooving)"] = "An absolute banger.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Mobster"] = "This is a hat you can't refuse.",
["Motorcycle Helmet"] = "Stay safe; wear a helmet.",
["Motorcycle Helmet (Daredevil)"] = "For some reason you thought this was a good idea.",
["Motorcycle Helmet (Stuntmaster)"] = "Prepared to take on the most daring of acts.",
["Mummy Mask"] = "16 = 48 rolls!",
["Munchflower Sprout"] = "A plant with a blossoming appetite.",
["Munchflower Sprout (Ashen)"] = "Toasty, but in a nice way.",
["Night Vision Goggles"] = "Fisher, do you copy?",
["Night Vision Goggles (Arachno)"] = "The Amazing Spider-Vision",
["Night Vision Goggles (Dual)"] = "You only have two eyes? Lame.",
["Nurse's Cap"] = "Remember to not say \"we hope to see you again\" after discharging a patient. You don't want them to get hurt again. Right?",
["Octopus"] = "This splits your brain into 9 parts and moves one part into each tentacle.",
["Oni Mask"] = "The oni hides behind many things--including this very mask.",
["Oni Mask (Cursed)"] = "What's with the eye?",
["Oni Mask (Elder)"] = "It whispers scary stories about humans under the bed.",
["Oni Mask (Sakura Blossom)"] = "Ripped from the pages of ancient folklore",
["Palette Cap"] = "Once adorned by an esteemed artist known only as V.",
["Parkour Cowl"] = "Now go, parkour warrior! Show us your skills!",
["Parkour Cowl (Ninja Frog)"] = "You look a little green around the gills.",
["Party Hat"] = "Party like it's November, 2011!",
["Party Hat (Striped)"] = "Put a little zing in your party!",
["Ancient Headpiece"] = "Glowing with the undying greed of one who once ruled the sands.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Crafted in the secret depths of an ancient desert.",
["Pilot's Hat"] = "Ready to fly?",
["Pirate Hat"] = "Yar har fiddle dee dee!",
["Pirate Hat (Ashen)"] = "Your enemies will fear you, because you must be insane to wear this.",
["Pirate Hat (Barnacles)"] = "I am the sea! No, I\"m not just too lazy to clean my hat.",
["Pirate Hat (Feathered)"] = "You can put that in your hat and wear it! And you did.",
["Pirate Hat (Phantom)"] = "A little thing like \"death\" won't keep you from sailing the seas!",
["Plague Doctor"] = "An apple a day keeps this nightmare away.",
["Plague Doctor (Steampunk)"] = "Do step right up and receive the good doctor's miracle elixir and tonic!",
["Plunderer's Bandana"] = "Yarr part of the crew now!",
["Plunderer's Bandana (Skull)"] = "Fear me, for I have a terrifying icon of doom on my forehead!",
["Police Cap"] = "Keeping the island safe from cheaters.",
["Police Cap (Automaton)"] = "Come quietly, or there will be.. trouble.",
["Police Cap (Beret)"] = "You want stars? I'll give you stars!",
["Police Cap (Constable)"] = "'Ello 'ello, what's all this then?",
["Poseidon's Crown"] = "God of Sea, Storms, Earthquakes and Horses.",
["Potted Tree"] = "As long as I stay perfectly balanced...",
["Propeller Hat"] = "Can it fly? Probably not...",
["Prospector Cap"] = "Light the way through the caverns!",
["Pumpkin Spirit"] = "What strange energy is contained within this ordinary pumpkin...",
["Mystical"] = "Spreading friendship and magic wherever they roam.",
["Ram Horns"] = "These horns are made for ramming! And that's just what they'll do!",
["Raptor Skull"] = "Wearing this does not make you as cool as this raptor was.",
["Rat Head (Disguise)"] = "You had me fooled.",
["Rat Head (Mecha)"] = "Scavenger Mecha Squad, Unite!",
["Rat Head (Zombie)"] = "This rat has found a new delicious craving..",
["Rock on Head"] = "Why are you wearing this?",
["Rocky Rocket"] = "Knows how to make an entrance.",
["Rocky Rocket (Radioactive)"] = "One supersonic rocket.",
["Rubber Ducky"] = "You make bath time lots of fun!",
["Heart Glasses"] = "Nothing like a bathe in the sun.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Sabertooth Cap"] = "IT'S EATING ME!!",
["Safari Hat"] = "It's safari time!",
["Sailor Hat"] = "All hands on deck!",
["Sailor Hat (Striped)"] = "What's a sailor without their stripes?",
["Samurai Helmet"] = "Also called a kabuto. Which literally means helmet.",
["Sandcastle Crown"] = "A sandy kingdom on your scalp!",
["Winter Scarf"] = "A cozy scarf to ward off those chilly winds!",
["Scavenger King's Crown"] = "Great King Rat!",
["Scrap Crown"] = "Makeshift leadership!",
["Scuba Headgear"] = "Discover what lies at the deepest depths of the ocean.",
["Sea Shell"] = "Often the home to hermit crabs, or reclusive gamers.",
["Sea Shell (H.E.R.M.I.T)"] = "A mechanical home for a mechanical decapod.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Sensei"] = "Witness the way of the Dragon.",
["Sensei (Stripe)"] = "Sages can accessorize too!",
["Shades"] = "The kind of shade you wear, not throw.",
["Shades (Anime)"] = "My sword will pierce the championship!",
["Shades (Cool)"] = "Sun's out, guns out!",
["Shades (Popstar)"] = "Let's go party!,",
["Shades (Sunset)"] = "Beautiful bliss.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Shark"] = "They're gonna need a bigger Island.",
["Shell Crown"] = "Bestowed only upon the most worthy of beachdwellers.",
["Shroud"] = "For the royal desert explorer.",
["Shroud (Infernal)"] = "Even the most dastardly of demons need protection from the heat.",
["Shroud (Looter)"] = "Equipped with only the best loot-navigating gear around.",
["Shroud (Piercing Eyes)"] = "30% more shadow and 80% more mystery!",
["Shroud (Voyager)"] = "Explorer of the deepest depths of the abyss.",
["Shroud (Wraith)"] = "Nice to meet you, my name's Death.",
["Ski Goggles"] = "\"No, dummy! For the robbery we need ski masks! Masks!\"",
["Ski Helmet"] = "I feel very safe... but I can't see out of these!",
["Skull Crown (Crystal)"] = "Probably not cursed. Probably.",
["Skull Crown (Golden)"] = "Fashionable, but impractical.",
["Skull Crown (Stone)"] = "What kind of milk turns your bones to stone?",
["Skull (Flaming)"] = "Feels like my head is on fire. 'Cuz it is!",
["Skull (Scallywag)"] = "I'm a pirate! Or.. was, at least.",
["Head in the Wall"] = "Jumping through all those holes, this was bound to happen eventually.",
["Head in the Wall (Toxic)"] = "You'll never have to wonder why your head is permanently stained.",
["Slimeling"] = "\"We do WHAT with these things?\"<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for completing a Hole in the Wall Mastery Challenge.",
["Slimeling (Familiar)"] = "Oozing with nostalgia!<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for completing a Hole in the Wall Mastery Challenge.",
["Slimeling (Kawaii)"] = "I'm not a bad Slime!",
["Slimeling (King Slime)"] = "There are many bosses, but only one is royalty (pre-hardmode).<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for completing a Hole in the Wall Mastery Challenge.",
["Slimeling (Loot)"] = "Free stuff, sweet! If only I could get to it...",
["Slimeling (Magma)"] = "Factory-grown using essence extracted from the Nether, redstone, and another special compound.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for completing a Hole in the Wall Mastery Challenge.",
["Snapback"] = "How do you do, fellow kids?",
["Snapback (Sidesnap)"] = "Style at a jaunty angle.",
["Snorkel"] = "Ready to go diving for underwater treasure?",
["Snorkel (Bubbles)"] = "Blub. Blub. Blub.",
["Sombrero"] = "This \"shadower\" provides ample shade.",
["Space Slug"] = "Looks like somebody forgot their helmet!",
["Spartan"] = "This Is MINECRAFT!!!",
["Spirit Orb"] = "Harness the power of the undead!",
["Sprouted"] = "Needs plenty of sunlight.",
["Sprouted (Bloom)"] = "A little sunlight and affection goes a long way.",
["Squidtek Agent"] = "An elite aquatic agent.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Squidtek Visor"] = "Navigate through the deepest and darkest depths of the sea..<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Star Sailor"] = "Protector of Planets & Love!",
["Star Sailor's Tiara"] = "Adorn my crown with hearts!",
["Star Scouter"] = "Excuse me, I've got stars in my eyes!",
["Stone Dragon Emperor"] = "Heavier than it looks. And it looks pretty heavy.",
["Straw Hat"] = "Live the agricultural lifestyle.",
["Strawberry Head"] = "Sweet and juicy!",
["Sun Hat"] = "Did somebody say beach episode?",
["Sun Hat (Bow)"] = "A bow is all it was missing.",
["Sun Hat (Coastal)"] = "Credit to the kind lady who sold these sea shells on the sea shore.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Sun Hat (Gothic)"] = "Black is the new black.",
["Sun Hat (Outline)"] = "Add a little more color to your accessory. Er, hat. Accessories are something different.",
["Summer Shades"] = "You can never be too careful around that pesky sun.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Sun Visor"] = "Watch out for the sun!",
["Sun Visor (Black)"] = "Converts sunlight into shade.",
["Sun Visor (Lifeguard)"] = "No running at the pool!",
["Sun Visor (White)"] = "You can't just run to the other side with sun in your eye!",
["Sunny"] = "Surprisingly chill for 15 million degrees Kelvin.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.squidtek\"> Obtained during the Summer 2023 Event: Squidtek Invasion.",
["Surgical Mask"] = "Keep your community safe by wearing this when you suspect that you are sick. Stay safe, and stay healthy.",
["Surgical Mask (Head Mirror)"] = "Open up and say \"aah!\"",
["Toadstool"] = "Thank you, but our princess is in another tournament!",
["Toadstool (Fungi)"] = "This dude is quite the fun guy.",
["Top Hat"] = "Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be amazed!",
["Torch Head"] = "Good on cold nights, or while caving.",
["Toybot (Retro)"] = "It came from a forbidden planet!",
["Traffic Cone"] = "I'm walkin' here.",
["Traffic Cone (Roadworks)"] = "For better visibility.",
["Treant Mask"] = "I speak for the trees, in third person.",
["Trucker Hat"] = "Look at my Trucker Hat.",
["TV Head"] = "Never miss your favorite shows!",
["TV Head (Lashes)"] = "How can you say no to this face?",
["UFO"] = "We come in peace!...for now...",
["Uncle Sam"] = "Star-Spangled Fashion",
["Viking Helmet"] = "It's raiding time!",
["Viking Helmet (Horned)"] = "Not historically accurate.",
["Viking Helmet (Prestiged)"] = "Faction prestige not necessary but encouraged.",
["Void Head"] = "An entity that consumes all!",
["Waffle Stack"] = "You like waffles? ..So you hate pancakes?",
["Welding Mask"] = "Welding Warrior!",
["Welding Mask (At Work)"] = "Weld Safely!",
["Wick"] = "They're feeling rather lit right now.",
["Wicked Horns"] = "For when you're feeling rather evil.",
["Wicked Horns (Curved)"] = "You are not prepared.",
["Winged Helmet"] = "The true look for a warrior that fights in the skies.",
["Winged Helmet (Gold Trim)"] = "The gold is fashionable, but the platinum inlay is functional.",
["Winged Helmet (Thunder)"] = "This once belonged to the god of thunder. Now it falls to you to take up the mantle.",
["Winged Helmet (Trim)"] = "No compromise on flash or function here.",
["Witch Doctor's Mask"] = "Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang-",
["Witch Hat"] = "Bubble, boil, toil & trouble!",
["Witch Hat (Forest)"] = "Stylish, fashionable, AND leafy?? It's too good to be true!",
["Witch Hat (Striped)"] = "Beware of falling houses. And water.",
["Witch Hat (Wicked)"] = "Something wicked this way comes..",
["Wizard Hat"] = "I ghast fireball!",
["Zeus"] = "The greatest of gods, the very pinacle of the heavens, and the father of so many demigods!<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for completing a Sky Battle Mastery Challenge.",
["Zeus (Athens)"] = "Know that no one is free, except Zeus.",
["Zeus (Golden)"] = "I am the golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for completing a Sky Battle Mastery Challenge.",
["Zeus (Lightning)"] = "Advice for living a long life: don't anger Zeus.",
["Zeus (Marble)"] = "Treat statues with reverence, for they may house the spirit of greater beings.<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for completing a Sky Battle Mastery Challenge.",
["Zeus (Stormy)"] = "He's not just throwing hands; he's throwing thunderbolts!<glyph:\"mcc:icon.tooltips.veteran\"> Awarded for completing a Sky Battle Mastery Challenge.",
["Bunny Rod"] = "Bunnies don't eat fish, but neither do you! I wonder what they do with all the fish you trade in though...",
["Crane Rod"] = "Building the future! If that future involves a lot of fish. ",
["Cyber Rod"] = "Pulsing with energy that probably isn't radioactive. Probably.",
["Harpoon Rod"] = "Cast your line, but if that fails, skewer that fish!",
["Celebrator (Carnival)"] = "You're alive, so why not celebrate?",
["Celebrator (Party)"] = "Happy birthday!",
["Celebrator (Toned)"] = "They explode just fine, but the color is a little muted.",
["Ember"] = "The flame is lit, now run!",
["Flaming Footprints (Felflame)"] = "Sometimes the hand of fate must be forced!",
["Flaming Footprints (Retro)"] = "You don't need to hit 88 to leave these flaming marks!",
["Flaming Footprints"] = "Leave only ashes in your wake. And small piles of crispy leaves.",
["Rainbow (Light Spectrum)"] = "Move through the color spectrum and leave it in your wake.",
["Mastermind"] = "It's not gambling if you know you're going to win.",
["Pixie Dust"] = "Pippity poppity puffs of pink.",
["Clumsy"] = "There's a hole in your inventory!",
["Rainbow"] = "Spread your fantasy world of wonder!",
["Ranked Trail"] = "This power shows your need to help the MCC Island community grow!",
["Ranked Trail (Greater)"] = "This power shows the will to be Champion!",
["Color Picker"] = "Crouch to change colors!",
["Flying Heads"] = "Your posse is flying behind you!",
["Flying Heads (Eyeball)"] = "You'll keep an eye out. Or several.",
["Flying Heads (Skull)"] = "Plucked from the bodies of fallen champions.",
["Flying Heads (Flaming Skull)"] = "If this doesn't terrify your foes, they aren't going to be scared.",
["Flying Heads (Laughing Skull)"] = "After a good ribbing, they won't stop laughing.",
["Shredding Notes"] = "Service society by rocking!",
["Smelly Cloud"] = "Yuck! Well, everyone knows who cut that one...!",
["Smoke Cloud"] = "I smell smoke. And where there's smoke...",
["Candy Tail"] = "Pretty pink sweets swishing around!",
["Candy Tail (Light)"] = "A little lighter, a little sweeter.",
["Candy Tail (Dull)"] = "The muted color just makes you stand out more!",
["Candy Tail (Contrast)"] = "Such vibrant colors are a treat for the eyes!",
["Valentine"] = "Love is in the air; and it's following you!",
["Oscillation"] = "Infinite motion in perfect rhythm.",
["Oscillation (Brine)"] = "Made of the tears of defeated competitors.",
["Oscillation (Carnival)"] = "Throw me something, mister!",
["Oscillation (Crimson-Olive)"] = "Something about this makes you feel festive.",
["Oscillation (Deep Sea)"] = "Ebb and flow.",
["Oscillation (Fey-Gold)"] = "Nature has such a regal dance.",
["Oscillation (Royal)"] = "This trail is your divine right.",
}